Back again.

After logging about 1300 miles in 4 days, the F.A. and myself returned from the obligatory whirlwind tour of Christmas. Despite the efforts of Johnny Law, monkeys that have no clue where they are going (much less how to drive), and about 100,000 of my closest friends turning I-95 into a parking lot, we are back in the SAV. I'm sure at least one of you reading this was on I-95 or some other major interstate doing your part to ruin a perfectly good day, so here's a bit of advice: BUY AN ATLAS!! Believe it or not, people did travel before the advent of the six lane uber-highway. And the upshot is that you get to see parts of the country that you would normally fly right past. Look into it, they're pretty cool.

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