Is this the end of the KWV story???

'Tainted' wine to bite the dust

Read the article if you so wish, but the opening line is brilliant:

"How does one dispose of 56 000 litres of wine? You simply pour it into a trench and cover it up."

How late did they stay up trying to figure this one out? Here, I've got one myself...I'm half Polish, so don't get all offended...

How do get a one armed Polack out of a tree? You wave at him.

Okay, my second grade humor is kicking in....here's one more...

A three legged dog walks into the bar....pissed off

He walks up to the bartender and says, "I'm lookin for that son-bitch who shot my Pa!

I'll be here all week....Get the prime rib....tip you bartender.