Ooops!

Throw another log on the fire in the world of corporate deceit and fraud. Actually, that may be a bit harsh. After all, there hasn't been a trial yet:

Foster's honcho ousted over share deal

From the article:

"Foster's Group vice-president investor relations Robert Porter has been forced to resign for unauthorised trading in the company's shares."

Say it ain't so, Bob, say it ain't so...

"Dr Porter is believed to have sold Foster's shares between Christmas and New Year, just weeks before Foster's announced its $3.1 billion hostile takeover bid for Southcorp, which has since sent its shares tumbling."

Just in case your lawyers aren't sure to handle this one, here's someone you can write to for advice:

Martha Stewart
c/o
Alderson Federal Prison Camp
Glen Ray Road, Box B
Alderson, West Virginia 24910

Not sure who she is?


The amazing work of my good friend, Thompat Beene (Art Blog, The World According to...Blog).

Best of luck,

Honky