Public Education? Maybe, maybe not.

I could tear this thnig apart in myraid ways. For the sake of brevity, here's the entire article:

Student Brings Wine Coolers For Extra Credit:

"HEATH, Ohio -- A Heath Middle School student served watered-down wine coolers to classmates while presenting an extra-credit report on the food and drink of the ancient Greeks, according to a newspaper report.

The student's parent allegedly admitted to mixing wine coolers with water for the child to pass out on Friday in social studies class, police told the Newark Advocate.

Each student drank less than a small paper cup of the mixture before the teacher caught on to what was happening and threw it away, Superintendent Jay Gault told the newspaper. The school notified parents of the incident.

Police said the student was suspended from school for 10 days. No charges were filed, The Advocate reported.

Gault said he is baffled a parent would send alcohol to school with a student.

"I guess they thought that was appropriate," he said.

Neither Heath police nor school officials would identify the student or parents."

One question. What kind of wine coolers were they? I would think a sixer of Bartles & James might warrant 3-4 in the can. If the kid brought Zima, his folks should be run out of town on a rail.