Tax 'em if you got 'em - part 2

Talking with my good friend Mr. Johnny StarPants, he posed the question 'How many people actually live in Montana?' Good question and one that I will look into at a later date.

So these two clowns stopped calling me for advice a while back but here goes:

Instead of taxing the beer, give it away. Seriously, it's Montana. I know it's beautiful and a few people can hack the winters, but for the rest of us, there's this really cool invention called the postcard. So this is your platform for the next time on the stump:

Welcome to Montana - Home of Free Beer. Your population will grown exponentially thus increasing the income tax revenue, cigarette sales will go through the roof ( and seeing as you already raised the taxes on these things, double your pleasure), and for the idiots that actually get out on the road and drive, you can literally put them under the jail, if for no other reason, sheer stupidity.

Yours Truly,

Honky