Is the world coming to an end?

I generally limit the comments here to the world of wine. Occasionally, I will pipe off on food and my love of Bourbon. All and all, these are subjects of an 'adult' nature. In keeping with that theme, here are a couple of reasons you may want to touch up that 'Last Will and Testament'.

First up, All Nude Drive-Thru

That's right, a drive-thru. For the low, low sum of $400K, you could be the proud owner of the only one in the world. It seems that there may be a new low in laziness. I have long contended that instead of going to the strip bar, one should simply roll down their window on the way and throw the money into the wind. Maybe someone was listening to me.

And then, Nude juice bar squeezes past legal challenges

Unbelievable! What the hell is going on in Salem, South Dakota? Bob Rieger is either a complete moron or a total genius. I suppose there's a fine line between the two.

"The mix of nude dancers, orange juice and black-and-white independent films wasn’t in Bob Rieger’s original business plan."

I should hope not. But when life gives you lemons, I suppose the logical thing to do is hire a naked lady and charge people to watch her make lemonade.

"... fend off a two-year barrage of challenges from politicians and outraged members of Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography."

Gee, it seem the members stayed up all night coming up with the title of this PAC. I wonder what/who it is they're fighting against? The article is hilarious and I would recommend reading it. To wrap it up:

"Republican state Sen. Clarence Kooistra plans to take the fight to the next level and propose a state law that would require Rieger’s dancers to cover up.

“We do not want the Salem area and McCook County to be known as Sin City, South Dakota,” he says."

With all due respect, Mr Kooistra, nobody knows where Salem, South Dakota is, so I wouldn't worry too much about tarnishing that sterling reputation.