What not to drink this summer

To fully compile a list like this would take years. But thanks to my friends over at the San Frnacisco Gate, they've gotten a head start:

White

2004 McWilliam's South Eastern Australia Riesling ($10)

2004 Four Emus Western Australia Sauvignon Blanc/Semillon ($10)

2004 Four Emus Western Australia Chardonnay ($10)

2003 Fish Eye California Chardonnay ($8)

2003 Leaping Lizard Napa Valley Chardonnay ($10)

Red

2003 Four Emus Western Australia Cabernet Sauvignon/Shiraz/Merlot ($10)

2003 Leaping Lizard Los Carneros Pinot Noir ($10)

2003 Screw Kappa Napa Napa Valley Zinfandel ($10)

2002 Block Wine California Cabernet Sauvignon ($10/1.5 liters)

2002 Dog House Checkers' Cab California Cabernet Sauvignon ($9)

For future reference, I think it's probably a safe bet to avoid anything with an animal on it. And if you read anything like this on the label/website:

...wiry ostrichlike emus are "The rock stars of the Outback. They run fast, play hard, and to be honest, we admire their insanity. "

Run like Hell.