Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Wow!

Who knew you could do so many 'great things' with a bottle of Arbor Mist?!?

From their 'Drink Recipes' section:
Peach Pitt

1 chilled 750ml bottle Arbor Mist - Peach Chardonnay
1 cup Peach Schnapps
Garnish with slice of peach

In a pitcher stir together Arbor Mist - Peach Chardonnay and Peach Schnapps. Fill each of 6 wine glasses. Stir and serve.
Seriously, just reading this makes me want to vomit. Aren't there laws governing the amount of peach 'flavor' someone is allowed to consume in one sitting? If not, there should be.

And one more thing from the FAQ section:
Q. What if I get a bottle that just doesn't taste right?

A. Arbor Mist winery strives to produce the highest quality products. However, since wine is a naturally fermented product made from grapes, there are many factors than can affect it once it leave our cellars. If you purchase a bottle of Arbor Mist that is not of its usual fine quality, please retain the bottle and any remaining product and contact us directly via the Arbor Mist Contact Us Page. Your inquiry will be responded to by one of our Consumer Relations Representatives.
Can I get a ruling on that 'usual fine quality' bit?

And people actually drink this shit.

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Sincere appreciation for your blog- just found it while nursing a rather vicious hangover, compliments of a German tasting gone awry last night.(Camping out at the Auslese table seemed like a great idea at the time...) In any event, laughed my ass off at the Arbor Mist entry- thanks again.

Jeff

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