Good Food Gone Bad

Not to make light of the situation, but seriously, this is messed up.

From the article:

" Three people died after drinking home-made herbal wine and eating pork on China's southern tourist island of Hainan, state media reported on Wednesday."

What's that line about the Kool-Aid?

"They had drunk all the wine ... when everyone felt sick and started to vomit," Xinhua said. "They had also eaten pork, vermicelli and bamboo shoots."

Maybe this can be a 'Lemon into Lemonade' situation.

Note to PR people at Martinelli. You have a unique opportunity to gain footing in a burgeoning market while at the same time justifying the insanely high alcohol levels in your wine. Just re-write the back label with some little dity about how your Zin goes great with Pork and it will kill any remaining Streptococcus suis that might be swimming in the soup.

Yours truly,

Honky

P.S. This one was for free, future advice will be on a cash-only basis.